The Revenant and The Martian came out on top at the 2016 Golden Globe Awards, with plenty of wild surprises and naughty bleepin' moments to gossip about around the water cooler this week. Check out the full list of movie winners, along with some highlights, below.
The Golden Globe Moments Worth Buzzing About
1. Yo Rocky!
Sylvester Stallone wins Best Supporting Actor 40 years after he lost the Golden Globe for playing the same character, Rocky Balboa. How great is that?
2. Meet Your Oscar Locks
Leonardo DiCaprio and Brie Larson won Best Actor (Drama) and Best Actress (Drama), respectively, solidifying their very strong frontrunner status for the Oscar. Really, who's beatin' them?
3. Bestie Snubs
Biggest snub? Maybe it's Amy Schumer losing to bestie Jennifer Lawrence, who won her third Golden Globe, this time for Joy. (Yeah I'll say it — Schumer was ROBBED!)
Be that as it may, when the duo took the stage to tout their movies (Joy and Trainwreck), they instantly became our choice to host the show next year.
4. The Nice Surprise
Give it up for Kate Winslet for stealing that Best Supporting Actress trophy for Steve Jobs. What a great, overlooked performance for a film that deserves more awards praise than it's been getting. Nice to also see Steve Jobs writer Aaron Sorkin walk away with the Golden Globe for Best Screenplay, too.
5. The Award That Made History
When Son of Saul won Best Foreign Language Movie, it became the first film from Hungary to ever win a Golden Globe.
6. Whatever Is Going On Between Leonardo DiCaprio and Lady Gaga Right Here.
Was Leo laughing at Gaga winning the Globe? Did she pick up on it? And that eyebrow raise! What's going on here???
7. The Oscar Frontrunner?
Gotta go with The Revenant after its wins tonight. The film not only took home Best Picture (Drama), but Leonardo DiCaprio won Best Actor (Drama) and Alejandro González Iñárritu took home Best Director. So is Spotlight now out of the…well, spotlight?
8. The Golden Globes Are Still the Naughtier Alternative to the Oscars
There was so much bleepin' going on tonight, we kinda want to see the unrated version of this year's Golden Globes right about now.
From a boozy Ricky Gervais (in full "roast" form) to an awkward exchange between Mel Gibson and Gervais to the TV folks being called out numerous times for being rowdy in the back, this was most definitely a room we'd want to hang out in for awhile. The ceremony was fun and lively — and, yeah, the jokes were dark and edgy at times (they always are) — but kudos to the Globes for forever keeping this show entertaining.
And seriously, you gotta get J-Law and A-Shoo to host next year. That petition starts here!
Here Are Your Golden Globe Movie Winners
Check out a complete list of all the big movie winners at this year's Golden Globe Awards below, with the winners bolded.
Best Motion Picture — Drama
Mad Mad: Fury Road
The Revenant — WINNER
Best Motion Picture — Comedy
The Big Short
The Martian — WINNER
Best Actor in a Motion Picture — Drama
Bryan Cranston, Trumbo
Leonardo DiCaprio, The Revenant — WINNER
Michael Fassbender, Steve Jobs
Eddie Redmayne, The Danish Girl
Will Smith, Concussion
Best Actress in a Motion Picture — Drama
Cate Blanchett, Carol
Brie Larson, Room — WINNER
Rooney Mara, Carol
Saoirse Ronan, Brooklyn
Alicia Vikander, The Danish Girl
Best Actor in a Motion Picture — Comedy/Musical
Christian Bale, The Big Short
Steve Carell, The Big Short
Matt Damon, The Martian — WINNER
Al Pacino, Danny Collins
Mark Ruffalo, Infinitely Polar Bear
Best Actress in a Motion Picture — Comedy/Musical
Jennifer Lawrence, Joy — WINNER
Amy Schumer, Trainwreck
Melissa McCarthy, Spy
Maggie Smith, The Lady in the Van
Lily Tomlin, Grandma
Best Supporting Actor in a Motion Picture
Paul Dano, Love and Mercy
Idris Elba, Beasts of No Nation
Mark Rylance, Bridge of Spies
Michael Shannon, 99 Homes
Sylvester Stallone, Creed — WINNER
Best Supporting Actress in a Motion Picture
Jane Fonda, Youth
Jennifer Jason Leigh, The Hateful Eight
Helen Mirren, Trumbo
Alicia Vikander, Ex Machina
Kate Winslet, Steve Jobs — WINNER
Todd Haynes, Carol
Alejandro G. Iñarritu, The Revenant — WINNER
Tom McCarthy, Spotlight
George Miller, Mad Max: Fury Road
Ridley Scott, The Martian
Best Screenplay from a Motion Picture
The Big Short
Steve Jobs — WINNER
The Hateful Eight
Best Original Score from a Motion Picture
The Danish Girl
The Hateful Eight — WINNER
Best Original Song from a Motion Picture
“Love Me Like You Do,” “Fifty Shades of Grey”
“One Kind of Love,” “Love & Mercy”
“See You Again,” “Furious 7”
“Simple Song #3,” Youth”
“Writing’s on the Wall,” Spectre” — WINNER
Best Foreign Language Film
The Brand New Testament
Son of Saul — WINNER
Best Animated Feature Film
The Good Dinosaur
Inside Out — WINNER
The Peanuts Movie
Shaun the Sheep