The Revenant and The Martian came out on top at the 2016 Golden Globe Awards, with plenty of wild surprises and naughty bleepin' moments to gossip about around the water cooler this week. Check out the full list of movie winners, along with some highlights, below. 

 

The Golden Globe Moments Worth Buzzing About

 

1. Yo Rocky!

Sylvester Stallone wins Best Supporting Actor 40 years after he lost the Golden Globe for playing the same character, Rocky Balboa. How great is that?

 

2. Meet Your Oscar Locks

Leonardo DiCaprio and Brie Larson won Best Actor (Drama) and Best Actress (Drama), respectively, solidifying their very strong frontrunner status for the Oscar. Really, who's beatin' them?

 

3. Bestie Snubs

Biggest snub? Maybe it's Amy Schumer losing to bestie Jennifer Lawrence, who won her third Golden Globe, this time for Joy. (Yeah I'll say it — Schumer was ROBBED!)

Be that as it may, when the duo took the stage to tout their movies (Joy and Trainwreck), they instantly became our choice to host the show next year.

 

4. The Nice Surprise

Give it up for Kate Winslet for stealing that Best Supporting Actress trophy for Steve Jobs. What a great, overlooked performance for a film that deserves more awards praise than it's been getting. Nice to also see Steve Jobs writer Aaron Sorkin walk away with the Golden Globe for Best Screenplay, too.

 

5. The Award That Made History

When Son of Saul won Best Foreign Language Movie, it became the first film from Hungary to ever win a Golden Globe.

 

6. Whatever Is Going On Between Leonardo DiCaprio and Lady Gaga Right Here.

Was Leo laughing at Gaga winning the Globe? Did she pick up on it? And that eyebrow raise! What's going on here???

 

7. The Oscar Frontrunner?

Gotta go with The Revenant after its wins tonight. The film not only took home Best Picture (Drama), but Leonardo DiCaprio won Best Actor (Drama) and Alejandro González Iñárritu took home Best Director. So is Spotlight now out of the…well, spotlight?

 

8. The Golden Globes Are Still the Naughtier Alternative to the Oscars

There was so much bleepin' going on tonight, we kinda want to see the unrated version of this year's Golden Globes right about now.

From a boozy Ricky Gervais (in full "roast" form) to an awkward exchange between Mel Gibson and Gervais to the TV folks being called out numerous times for being rowdy in the back, this was most definitely a room we'd want to hang out in for awhile. The ceremony was fun and lively — and, yeah, the jokes were dark and edgy at times (they always are) — but kudos to the Globes for forever keeping this show entertaining. 

And seriously, you gotta get J-Law and A-Shoo to host next year. That petition starts here!

 

 

Here Are Your Golden Globe Movie Winners

Check out a complete list of all the big movie winners at this year's Golden Globe Awards below, with the winners bolded.

 

Best Motion Picture — Drama

Carol

Mad Mad: Fury Road

The Revenant — WINNER

Room

Spotlight

 

Best Motion Picture — Comedy

The Big Short

Joy

The Martian — WINNER

Spy

Trainwreck

 

Best Actor in a Motion Picture — Drama

Bryan Cranston, Trumbo

Leonardo DiCaprio, The Revenant — WINNER

Michael Fassbender, Steve Jobs

Eddie Redmayne, The Danish Girl

Will Smith, Concussion

 

Best Actress in a Motion Picture — Drama

Cate Blanchett, Carol

Brie Larson, Room — WINNER

Rooney Mara, Carol

Saoirse Ronan, Brooklyn

Alicia Vikander, The Danish Girl

 

Best Actor in a Motion Picture — Comedy/Musical

Christian Bale, The Big Short

Steve Carell, The Big Short

Matt Damon, The Martian — WINNER

Al Pacino, Danny Collins

Mark Ruffalo, Infinitely Polar Bear

 

Best Actress in a Motion Picture — Comedy/Musical

Jennifer Lawrence, Joy — WINNER

Amy Schumer, Trainwreck

Melissa McCarthy, Spy

Maggie Smith, The Lady in the Van

Lily Tomlin, Grandma

 

Best Supporting Actor in a Motion Picture

Paul Dano, Love and Mercy

Idris Elba, Beasts of No Nation

Mark Rylance, Bridge of Spies

Michael Shannon, 99 Homes

Sylvester Stallone, Creed — WINNER

 

Best Supporting Actress in a Motion Picture

Jane Fonda, Youth

Jennifer Jason Leigh, The Hateful Eight

Helen Mirren, Trumbo

Alicia Vikander, Ex Machina

Kate Winslet, Steve Jobs — WINNER

 

Best Director

Todd Haynes, Carol

Alejandro G. Iñarritu, The Revenant — WINNER

Tom McCarthy, Spotlight

George Miller, Mad Max: Fury Road

Ridley Scott, The Martian

 

Best Screenplay from a Motion Picture

Room

Spotlight

The Big Short

Steve Jobs — WINNER

The Hateful Eight

 

Best Original Score from a Motion Picture

Carol

The Danish Girl

The Hateful Eight — WINNER

The Revenant

Steve Jobs

 

Best Original Song from a Motion Picture

“Love Me Like You Do,” “Fifty Shades of Grey”

“One Kind of Love,” “Love & Mercy”

“See You Again,” “Furious 7”

“Simple Song #3,” Youth”

“Writing’s on the Wall,” Spectre” — WINNER

 

Best Foreign Language Film

The Brand New Testament

The Club

The Fencer

Mustang

Son of Saul — WINNER

 

Best Animated Feature Film

Anomalisa

The Good Dinosaur

Inside Out — WINNER

The Peanuts Movie

Shaun the Sheep